1) eels
2) calamari
3) puffer fish
4) polpetti (Italian for octopus)
5) sun-baked earthworms
6) jellyfish
7) shower mats
8) post-surgical prosthetic breasts
9) spiky rubber backpacks
10) marshmallow circus peanuts
11) soft rubber tentacled yoyo toys
12) Gator Grips
13) caulk
14) sun-dried, graying pineapple skins
15) couch cushion innards
16) brains
17) turgid wieners
18) that sopping Ethiopian dinner bread that's also your plate
19) actual live sponges
20) things of Nerf
21) sponge cake
22) balloons coated in a thin, squeaky layer of latex rubber-dust
