Ah, children! They see the world with such honesty and truth! Unsullied by having to work in factories and drudge-like offices!
They are so pure!
Even though they contribute to the GDP not at ALL!
In fact, they're droolingly, miserably unable/unwilling to enhance the economy AT ALL!
They're a SUCK on our VAST MONEY PILE!
They're what's dragging us down!
I say we PUT THESE CHILDREN TO WORK!
Make them work in factories! In turnip fields! At ... I don't know ... cleaning up movie theaters between screenings! That can't be that hard!
Quit crying, you babies!
I'm sick of the "ultra-youths" LEECHING OFF SOCIETY!
So I say let's protest! Let's march!
Let's "educate"!!!
Say it with me now ...
"2, 4, 6, 8! Children need to 'PRECIATE!
1, 2, 3, fo'! Quit leeching off our HARD-EARNED DOUGH!
12, 15, 20, heck! Go to work and EARN A CHECK!"
Join with me! Help me "educate"!
Enough sucking the good parts of our money-mass with your childish needs, babies-and-children! Get out there and PULL YOUR WEIGHT!
(Forgive me. Guess I'm just in an exclamatory mood this afternoon. What? You say something funny, Einstein! Huh? Yeah. That's what I THOUGHT. Not so EASY now, IS IT, "Groucho Marx"?)
