BIG NEWS!
THE MEDIA HAS BEGUN TO REALIZE HOW ASTOUNDING MY FACEBOOK STATUS UPDATES ARE!
actually i'm not kidding. journalist Marcus Riley found me and gave me props in an article.
"Not everyone can consistently comedically update their status like a Robert Buscemi, but can't we all strive for some occassional insightful insight?"
so do you hear that, lame-cheese "friends" of mine who mock my incessant updates? BITE ME!
Kidding. Come friend me on Facebook and find out what the fuss is about. Thanks! xo BUSCEMI