Here's a funny joke in a vaguely Nordic language I'm just making up right now.
It may help to picture me dressed as the character in the photograph to the left. Oh -- the joke's about shaving and grooming, as the photograph also indicates. It's a RIOT, as you could tell if you had a way to translate it!
Fleefen shtrugel flavel klantz minxin minxin. Florfingle gloopinore dis playvee ploofle, gorting?
Nay flee quibz shrantzen krantzen, gay floon "nub! nub! bub!"
Doon klein-floozen plantzen kraiger, glik-nard glancen crankouser.
Per shtroopveeflen, koon whilly vartoong, be SPLECK-zhen!
"Be spleck-zhen? Duben roomshtiple FLAVE KRADOOSH pullvinard!"
