
Say "Enrique" has to go to a rock concert with six friends.
One of those friends only dates women. Three only date men. Of the other two, one dates both men and women, and one dates neither men nor women, though occasionally expresses interest in androgynous persons, and IS noticeably androgynous him/herself.
If the six of them are traveling and stop for burgers, WHO THE F*** PAYS????
(Answer: Who EVER pays in such a collection of persons? It's the person who loves both men and women. Such persons ALWAYS pay in the end. And NO, there's no double-meaning in "end" there.)
Leave me alone. That's the end of the word problem and the blog entry.
Go live your life. There's nothing else here for you.
Walk away.
NOW.