i guess this fantasy must come from Monty Python's Holy Grail movie, when i believe the french catapulted a cow over a wall, but i think about this all the time. no kidding.
that the best way to torture someone is to put him in a cocked catapault ...
oooh, this detail just hit me! you'd have some excrutiating slow-release system, like ...
ooh i've got it! honestly, this just hit me right now.
the rope holding the catapult in place could be made of some fiber that a mangy, stinky goat likes to nibble! then you'd have the goat slowly nibbling your rope for like two or three days while you were roped into the spoon part of the catapult, never knowing just when the goat would chew through.
and when he did ... you'd be flung right into a stone wall right next to the catapult!
that's what i think of all the time. i think it would be the world's funniest way to be executed. if i ever commit a capital offense, that's how i want to go. you're my witness.
WHAAAAAAAAAP!
i think really you'd have the last laugh, since everyone watching would be grossed out watching your lifeless bag-o'-bones slide down that freaking wall.
HEADACHE CITY, RIGHT??? OUCH!
plus you'd scare the S***T out of the goat. which would be posthumously satisfying, even though, really, the goat would be the last, best, really the ONLY friend you'd ever had in your whole life.
you felon. me felon. prisoner felon. whoever felon.
you get the idea.
